If we consider breaking the platform to be a release-blocking bug, then I agree it should be run on every trybot run triggered by a CL. That said, for builders that we can't spin up arbitrary instances of like the IBM Z-series, it could create a bottleneck for all runs across every CL.

One thing we could do (though it's not a trivial task) is create a submit queue that requires all builders across first-class ports to succeed and if they do, the patch gets submitted. So intermediate runs during review are a smaller subset that run quicker but the final submission would catch this sort of issue.

@bradfitz did we ever have email alerts when a builder failed? Is there precedent for adding them?

@bradfitz did we ever have email alerts when a builder failed? Is there precedent for adding them?

Yes. That is #12509. (You even commented on it. :))

A submit queue would also ensure that syntactically-but-not-semantically merge conflicts don't break builds.

for builders that we can't spin up arbitrary instances of like the IBM Z-series, it could create a bottleneck

We could batch up TryBot changes on those platforms: pile up all of the changes that need TryBot testing in a queue, and have a single TryBot run test all of the changes in the queue as a batch.

(The downside to that approach, of course, is a higher false-positive rate, or the need to break up the batch and retry failing tests individually in case of regressions.)

TryBots are supposed to be fast, though.

If we want the SlowBots, that is more #24539 and ... another bug I can't find right now about letting users pick which trybots to run instead of the default set.

For submit queue, that is basically #12482 combined with #9858.

Slowbots (#34501) are now live.

Of the first class ports (the ones that we define as being release blockers), the two we're missing as trybots are linux/arm and darwin/amd64. We used to have both of those but they were too unreliable.

Things we can improve that would satisfy this bug, probably in this order:

• improve slowbot reporting (make trybot status URLs permanent, survive restarts)
• start with making CLs that look like they're touching arm code or darwin code auto-invoke slowbots
• make slowbots report trybot happiness once trybots are happy, even if the slow ones are still running
• make slowbots time out after inability to get a builder for, say, an hour
• add some global test caching (x/build/cmd/coordinator: use cmd/go's build caching #28950) so we don't waste builder resources running tests on, say, doc changes
• include linux/arm and darwin/* as slowbots always